Funny Wedding Vows

Traditionally, wedding vows are sober, serious, and reflective. However, there are those times when couples choose to write funny wedding vows either to ease the tension or to express their personalities in a genuine manner. Here are some really funny wedding vows which you may use if you are so inclined.

Example one:

Groom: I, ____, take you, ____ to be my wife. I promise to love and cherish you, and will try to remember where I left the remote. I will also refrain from drinking milk from the milk carton, and keep a box of tissues on the bedside table.

Bride: I, ____, choose you, ____ to by my husband. I promise to love and cherish you, and will try to remember to keep the gas tank full and will try not to get upset when you can’t find the remote.

Example two:

Groom: I, ____, take you, ____, to be my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, and to be prudent when buying all of the latest electronic toys for my game room.

Bride: I, ____, take you, ____, to be my lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, and "What do you mean a new game room?"

Example three:

Groom: I, ____, take you, ____, to be my wife. I promise to refer to you as my wife no matter where we are, as long as we both shall live.

Bride: I, ____, take you, ____, to be my husband. I reserve the right not to refer to you as my husband no matter where we are, as long as we both shall live.

Example four:

Groom: I, ____, take you, ____, as my partner, friend, lover, wife, and spendthrift.

Bride: I, ____, take you, ____, as my partner, friend, lover, husband, and scrooge.

Example five:

Groom: I, ____, take you, ____, as my lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for everything in-between, during dark days and sunny days, during laughter and tears, when we’re rich and when we’re poor, when we’re…..

Bride: (interrupting the groom) Honey, I think they all get the picture…enough already!

As you can see, funny wedding vows sometimes reveal the best and worst in all of us. However, to be able to stand up in front of hundreds of people and expose the flaws and foibles is, in and of itself, a healthy and unique way to start off one’s marriage. Brides and grooms who compose their own wedding vows show just how comfortable they are with each other, and the love between them holds no boundaries and thus, they are happy to share their thoughts and feelings with friends and family.

Funny wedding vows…….a nice change of pace.